- ¿Tienes un condón?
- Lo siento, no puedo levantarla
- Do you have a condom?
- I'm sorry, I can't get it up
Very useful. Right up there with the "Dealing with the police" section of my Indonesia phrasebook which had entries like:
Sila bisar boleh bayar denda sekarang?
Can I pay an on-the-spot fine?