Forgot to mention: Imperial's obviously not as conservative as it used to be. There's a vending machine in the ground floor Gents' in the Union building which sells, amongst other things, pheromone packs, handcuffs, vibrators and inflatable sheep!
Actually had to fence foil again last night at Poly due to a shortage of epéeists. Am consequently even more knackered now. However, should be no such shortage at ULU tonight.