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The Book of the Howlings of Ming, Seeker After Arcane and Esoteric Truths
Need a webcam at the door 
14th-Apr-2007 10:51 am
A Better Tomorrow 2
Leapt out of shower to answer door bell. Bloody Jehovah's Witnesses!!!
14th-Apr-2007 10:06 am (UTC)
Webcam and land mines, I'd say.
14th-Apr-2007 10:10 am (UTC)
Good call. I'm thinking command detonation claymores.
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15th-Apr-2007 09:21 am (UTC)
I think they got the point from my expression and my somewhat terse reply of "Good guess..." alone
14th-Apr-2007 11:17 am (UTC)
I dunno, usually answering the door naked gets rid of them pretty quickly.

I heard a legend of a bloke who answered the door to Witlesses only after he'd stripped, sprayed himself with fake blood and with a big fuckoff knife in one hand, saying "we're still a bit busy with the virgin, come back later".
15th-Apr-2007 09:55 am (UTC)
Sounds too much like a nuclear option! There are some things the world is not ready for...
16th-Apr-2007 09:22 am (UTC)
Love It !!

My "colleagues" in the workhutch are now wondering why I suddenly burst out laughing and the HR Weasel is looking perplexed.

14th-Apr-2007 03:15 pm (UTC) - Scenes from "At Home With Ming"
Door opens to reveal MING wet from head to toe, polka-dot shower cap akimbo on his head, small towel wrapped around his waist, a Beretta Tacmaster in his hand.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Oh, never mind. Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
15th-Apr-2007 09:20 am (UTC) - Re: Scenes from "At Home With Ming"
Be more inclined to use the Glock 18c. Never know when the full-auto option might come in handy.
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15th-Apr-2007 09:19 am (UTC)
Well, not really been a webcam person to date, my only experiments have been with using a wireless one for remote security surveillance while I'm away, rather than for communications!
16th-Apr-2007 09:32 am (UTC)
Not Claymores ! Use WP - then you can watch them "dance" (or is that a sin for JW's ?)

PS - the WP gets rid of weeds in the front garden as well - Multifunctional eh ?

Bit like a Vickers gun ....."Beats as it sweeps as it cleans" {laugh}
16th-Apr-2007 09:40 am (UTC)
Actually, I think WP would be very appropriate for them. After all, "Willie Peter will make you a believer"! ;-)

Now here's a question for you. Dream airsoft: Vickers or PPsh-41?
16th-Apr-2007 09:52 am (UTC)
Lewis gun (for mobility and decent mag capacity) but the Vickers for "oh my gawd ..... DIIIIIIE!" - sweeping the roadway with billions of pellets and an industrial sized battery. {Insane cackle}
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