1. I have chips but am all out of frietsaus or even just plain mayonaisse. This is not good.
2. I love the phrase "with all due respect" but do not use it seriously nearly often enough. I think this will have to change.
3. There is a wonderful phrase in The Colours, by The Men They Couldn't Hang: "swinish multitude". That too is something I must try to use more.